Megaconstellations

Megaconstellations are enormous clusters of diminutive satellites spread over large areas of the ionosphere and orbit .

Every time one of yu fuckers takes a photo of me , it goes straight to the dark web where it gets encrypted seven ways from Sunday .

Once encrypted , it gets shot up into space , where it bounces off of as many tiny space stations as intelligently possible .

Does anything happen to these data , once they are up there? . Are there any space agencies monitoring those leylines? .

Not that you·d ever know .

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