Planar Combat

If Lo·s take on MtG was "Nothin· but paperwork [and not a scrap of hunting] as far as the eye can see" , and Se·s take on Ukraine was "We didn·t authorize this" , who is calling whom with these giant narrative phones Ka?

Yu wanna know what the fucking problem is? Ka . Ma had a doll of HcoHt . Go look up Hauhet in Wikipedia . Bam . There·s your fucking problem .

Who Are We?

• Elysium
• Þrymheimr
• Asgard
• Sheol

Who Are They?

• Ogham
  The Wooden Cookoo Clocks of Oz
  Leader: Ozma "Ma"
  "If you donkt allow me to have generation with you, then I will have had to have taken you by force." ¿but that·d be crazy right?
  Profile: The mimics are modelled on the natural pathways of cookoo birds . Yu know , those things that eat yr babies and sit inside yr nest on positions of authority bullying yu until yu die of phthisis?
  Weaponry: At the YeTrin Sali we all cooked up this cool AI toy called MirrorDance which could use hybrid control vectors to constrain peoples· behavior so they line up in pleasing ways . MI6 took this and tooled it up into its most excruciating weaponization , drawing upon the myths of the Druids , as, yeah, sure, a Cover Story , let·s call it that .
  Weaponry: Pausing video to make changes to the future affects them like an Iteration Cracker , so they partnered with Acheron to produce weapons that could snap a person·s mind with the force of a joke-tazer . In the middle of like , the keynote pitch to the investors , or the peak of battle in media in the middle of the script-writing stage . These weapons affect our allies .
• Olympus
  Leader: Zeus-Amon "Drake"
  "You know why people don·t like you?! Because you·re a starving-ass bitch , that·s why! Gluttonists hate you because you·re a starving-ass bitch!"
  Profile: The Olympians are sick of life . They·re bored of it . They·ve lived a billion times, they·ve died a billion times . They·ve fought wars , and won, and lost , they·ve gotten drunk and sung every song in the karaoke book in every pitch except its intended one . They·re bored , and they want excitement , and you·re going to give it to them .
  Weaponry: The Olympians have been sharpening their Ammits since the days when scrolls of the dead were written on papyrus . They absolutely can and will lock yu in a box of fire and use it as a conversation piece for their multi-million dollar coffee table .
• Acheron
  Leader: Þjazi
  Profile: Acheroneans would rather render combat than fight it . These are the Atredians that tried to steal the Azorious legal senate by turning entities traitor to one another . Steel singing on singing, auras flashing, procedurally-rendered blood splatter FX, and a closeup on a shattered tooth that bleeds as it flies thru the air . Utterly Heartless doesn·t even begin to describe how close to your open wounds they want to get their cameras .
• Abyss

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