
Endgame
Because the Russian military apparatus is designed for individual dominions to stake out territory and lord over it , their hunting and killing is always concealed when there is no overarching body of oversight .
It is the Russians· intention to lose , because they want Russia to get bombed into a prehistoric wasteland , so that they can terrorize the tiny humans from the comforts of their private bowling alley .
The Werewolves know who the Vampires· favorite blood types are , the Ghosts know how far to stay away from the Boogeyman , and the apparatus hence resolves .
This problem is only exacerbated by the fact that 99% of Russia·s liquid assets are invested into super-yachts and mega-subs , meaning that even if Russia is repelled from Ukraine and Crimea, even if Nato uses the opportunity to attack, even if they hunt down and kill every last statesman , still their leaders can simply pack up and find another country to suck dry .
Faerie Tale Monsters and the Russian Military Complex
The Russian military apparatus is modelled on the monsters of olde faerie tales . Each of these divisions is modelled after a different kind of mythical creature .[1]
They are:
- Gulags - Devils
- Z Nation - Zombies
- Vagner - Werewolves
- Spies - Strixes
- KGB - Boogeymen
- Psychotronics - Ghosts
- Submarines - Krakens
- Air Force - Kyrie
- Oligarchy - Vampires
- Shadow Gov·t - Demons
Now that the Military-Industrial Complex has completely trampled over Magic the Gathering·s previously-kept karmic contracts , turning New Celesta into New Capenna, ignoring Camalot and Christianity entirely, and failing to return Muraganda as the principal set for Q2 Spring, they are turning their sights from the shelling of BaKhMuT towards the shelling of BaKh·s Mü , i.e. Eldrane , in Q3 Summer .
See also: The Matrix II - Marovingian Castle Fight
It·s really super personal .
The Monsters
The Russian military apparatus , having for centuries been the topic of many vodka-and-cigar soaked armchair debates , restricts communication between its divisions intentionally , baking-in , as it were , the inherent beast within to intentionally boast and blunder , because some level of chaos makes a paramilitary force more difficult to predict .
- Demons
- Key Figure: Abaddon the Despoiler
Representing in Demonology the Body of the Universe seen from the perspective of a skin mite , Abaddon can be recognized by attempts to compare critical activities with waste recepticles , for the purpose of creating an aversion to the necessary object or course .
We start here at the top of the list , because power in Russia collects in the coffers of Houses . "The Kremlin" , as we understand "A Man, the most dangerous predator of them all" , is less a single individual and more the necessity of having Shadow Operatives psychically controlling the house itself . Hence it does not matter to The Kremlin who is sitting in the Presidents· seat , so long as they deliver Shadow State objectives with single-minded determination .
- Vampires
- Key Figure: Dracula
The Russian oligarchs know that , more than the names of the Tsars and the great architects , what people remember are the stories . Human applicants turn themselves into living myths , and then add their legacies to the True Lords of the Houses . These oligarchs primarily reside along a single stretch of land called Rublievka 10km west of Moskva . Successful drone strikes have penetrated their defenses . They are vulnerable in Rublievka, their Super-Yachts, and the Stock Market .
What·s the most amount of blood you·ve ever seen in one place at one time? . No really , a lot more than that . Russia·s military is strongest in the Stock Exchange . That is where you will find their most elite crack troops . Billionaires mean Super-Yachts , Super-Yachts mean International Waters , International Waters means Pleasure Cruises . Slaves of any nationality can be ordered in bulk on the Dark Web . Do the math . Demonstrations of power create fear , fear creates conformity , conformity is easier to predict on the stock exchange .
- Kyrie
Does the Russian Air Force seem conspicuously absent from the Battle for Ukraine? . As if their planes , though many , get off the ground only with the utmost insistence? . The Kyrie do not discriminate between Red Team and Blue Team , and once upon a time great men had dreamed loft dreams of vaulting into the heavens .
- Krakens
- Key Figure: Leviathan
Leviathan is bigger than you . It·s better than you , sneakier , quieter , can hold its breath longer than you . And then , once buried beneath the waves , capable of rising up with great fire and fury .
The Satan II nuclear missile contains other , smaller nuclear missiles . They regularly build Titan-class mega-subs with swimming pools and tennis courts . A mega sub can sit on an Internet cable, an oil pipeline, a trade corridor, or the coast of a country they want to unleash radioactive tsunamis against , for months at a time .Why fight a costly ground war when you can threaten to lock up multiple compounding infrastructures at the same time as a nuclear bombardment? .
- Ghosts
- Key Figure: This Fucker
You all know his face , yet none of you know his name . You·ve all heard his barking voice , you·re all sick of his lessons . Again? .
In the 1950s , both the CIA and the KGB started researching psychic potential in earnest . Research into the occult sciences had been going on in Europe for 150 years . While America became increasingly digitized , Russia invested just as heavily into analog technologies . There are things that are possible in each zone that are not possible outside of it . It would be very wise to entertain the possibility immediately . I do not have any control over the Spetznaz .
- Boogeymen
- Key Figure: The Boogeyman
Back in the 1920s , people useta get thrown outta high-rise windows all the time . Kite Rides , they called ·em . In America , the worst most people ever face directly are corrupt cops . Russia is the country that scared London into adopting 1984 . Getting Black-Bagged is no joke .
Whatever you·ve heard about the KGB , it·s true . They tapped every phone . They picked every lock . They knew what was going on in your Auntie·s basement and were halfway there to tryna make it look like the tea cosies were their idea . And with a pile of psychic youngsters in locked rooms? . They could annoy you to death without ever having to actually lift a finger . That·s what you wanted me to write , right? . I see you there tap-tapping your fingers .
- Strixes
- Key Figure: KoLo
At their core , spies don·t like to fight . Maybe a bit of Pop Pop here and there , but spies work from the shadows because they can·t handle getting shot at . In the shadow of the 21st century , war was beginning . Hark(!) . A-Men(!) .
One Sparrow is a pretty thing .
A hundred is a nightmare .
- Werewolves
- Key Figure: Yevgeny Prigozhin
Don·t let the hang-dog expression fool you . You wouldn·t want to meet him when he·s winning .
Vagner recruits from prisons and gulags , gives them a gun , and looses them like attack dogs on their enemies . They don·t coordinate with the grunts , they·re given a name and attack whatever they·re pointed at with the viciousness of starving killers .
- Zombies
- Key Figure: You
We are at the point now where there are four or more ways to control people without them knowing it . When was the last time yu stopped to listen to a bird sing Ka?
"It doesn·t make any sense to attack Bakhmut , there·s nothing to attack here ."
Unless the point was to get rid of a bunch of impure genetic miscreants by forcing women of sovereignty to churn our own land into blood pits in order to keep our futures .
- Devils
- Key Figure: Good Fucking Question
Whoever it is , he- because yu can be almost certain it·s a burly-chested topless man with a handlebar moustache- is down there . What , are yu gonna go look for him?
Here·s a snippet from the SaEt [Sa Text] of the Brothers· War . "If they knew for how many years Mishra would tie them up in trench warfare , they would have been producing these bladed shovel gauntlets from the get-go ." There is going to come a day , as the warrens are years into emptying , that the world begins to wonder where the heck Russia is getting all those extra artillery and manpower from .
Since Before Yo Grandpappy·s Time
So , let·s crack open a Russian cold case , since we·ve got so many of them anyway .
From what i can tell , in Russian Psycho-Mantis world , if yu are a Breeder then yu·re A-OK , and if not , scum . To the Russian psychics , their objective is to get Westerners out of the breeding pool , as a means of winnowing the population . The higher the genetic potential , the higher the profile of the target .
So to the Russians , if they can use a hundred thousand games of Viv-or-Froggy-Chair to infantilize yu , then that gets yu out of the breeding pool , and if yr Progeny Count is 0 by the time of menopause then they list yu as KIA and move on to the next hard-sap jarhead .
The thing is , in the West , we have these things like Lesbians, and Freedom of Expression, and Genetic Engineering, and the entire concept of a House Legacy which is how the Kremlin has been doing it for 200 years .
So to Sister Skaði "I·m not yr mom, kid" Wrenwinter , the Virgin Whore who also popped out of a Birthday Cake singing Happy Birthday, Mr. President , i get my pregnant mare urine from the Goddess of Pharmacists herself , which i personally feel grants me total immunity to claims of feminization or infantilization . And since the DhSa rendered and i·ve got my Exo up in the air , i don·t really need to bear a genetic heir , since i·ve already demonstrated my ability to kitesail from one linear incarnation to the next . And i·ve already got my next 1200 years of incarnations charted , so .
Stuff it .
Does this look like 80% control to you?
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